telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

and everybody clapped

a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement

Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬

Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.

by feliciathegoat1 February 8, 2022

For everybody

Tania astudillo 😗

Tania- shes just for everybody 😔

by Tatiana 😏 September 6, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

everybody

a relatively small number of people from my mentions

see also: nobody

"Everybody is saying last night's episode was the worst."

"Everybody is overreacting. Leave Britney Alone."

by for the sake of it August 22, 2019

Die everybody

When you have a huge grudge against everybody

I want you to die everybody

by Justin juice December 2, 2020

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025