The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.
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2) The 4th and most dreadfully awful book of the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.
Plot summary, read it and laugh...
Bella "Sue" Swan and Edward "Stu" Cullen get married. Their honeymoon consists of Bella having violent "blackout" sex with Edward, liking it and beging for more. Bella gets pregnant.
(Oh, and totally disregard the rules of biology. ie the fact that Edward has no blood, and blood is necessary for sex and the fact that he has icy cold skin, and thus he wouldn't be able to incubate sperm. Stephanie Meyer won't answer this question, instead she will accuse YOU of having a dirty mind. Also totally disregard the fact that traditionally, vampires are not able to make babies. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are "speshul" and "unike" and they sparkle in the sunlight!) Some random crap happens that I don't really care about...Then follows a intensely graphic child-birthing scene. (not recommended reading for those sensitive to blood and gore) Bella names her kid "Renesme" and Jacob, the werewolf who used to compete w/ Edward for Bella's affection, "imprints" on her (meaning he has a case of paedophilia), Renesme gets betrothed to Jacob. Then there is this huge rising climax and the Cullens and the Volturi get ready to fight and, NOTHING HAPPENS! They live happily ever after. The end.
2) The 4th and most dreadfully awful book of the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.
Plot summary, read it and laugh...
Bella "Sue" Swan and Edward "Stu" Cullen get married. Their honeymoon consists of Bella having violent "blackout" sex with Edward, liking it and beging for more. Bella gets pregnant.
(Oh, and totally disregard the rules of biology. ie the fact that Edward has no blood, and blood is necessary for sex and the fact that he has icy cold skin, and thus he wouldn't be able to incubate sperm. Stephanie Meyer won't answer this question, instead she will accuse YOU of having a dirty mind. Also totally disregard the fact that traditionally, vampires are not able to make babies. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are "speshul" and "unike" and they sparkle in the sunlight!) Some random crap happens that I don't really care about...Then follows a intensely graphic child-birthing scene. (not recommended reading for those sensitive to blood and gore) Bella names her kid "Renesme" and Jacob, the werewolf who used to compete w/ Edward for Bella's affection, "imprints" on her (meaning he has a case of paedophilia), Renesme gets betrothed to Jacob. Then there is this huge rising climax and the Cullens and the Volturi get ready to fight and, NOTHING HAPPENS! They live happily ever after. The end.
It is no surprise that this book has turned many former Twilight fans against the series. But what really surprises me is why they liked the series in the first place.
People who like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Series should think twice about the shit they are feeding their brain.
People who like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Series should think twice about the shit they are feeding their brain.
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An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.
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non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?
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Your such a Dawnyelle I swear
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