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satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.
He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.
by duckshe March 7, 2017
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Breaking Dawn

1) The new standard of epic fail in "literature."
2) The 4th and most dreadfully awful book of the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.
Plot summary, read it and laugh...
Bella "Sue" Swan and Edward "Stu" Cullen get married. Their honeymoon consists of Bella having violent "blackout" sex with Edward, liking it and beging for more. Bella gets pregnant.
(Oh, and totally disregard the rules of biology. ie the fact that Edward has no blood, and blood is necessary for sex and the fact that he has icy cold skin, and thus he wouldn't be able to incubate sperm. Stephanie Meyer won't answer this question, instead she will accuse YOU of having a dirty mind. Also totally disregard the fact that traditionally, vampires are not able to make babies. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are "speshul" and "unike" and they sparkle in the sunlight!) Some random crap happens that I don't really care about...Then follows a intensely graphic child-birthing scene. (not recommended reading for those sensitive to blood and gore) Bella names her kid "Renesme" and Jacob, the werewolf who used to compete w/ Edward for Bella's affection, "imprints" on her (meaning he has a case of paedophilia), Renesme gets betrothed to Jacob. Then there is this huge rising climax and the Cullens and the Volturi get ready to fight and, NOTHING HAPPENS! They live happily ever after. The end.
It is no surprise that this book has turned many former Twilight fans against the series. But what really surprises me is why they liked the series in the first place.

People who like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Series should think twice about the shit they are feeding their brain.
by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy March 21, 2010
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Dawn

An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.
If you were here right now I'd Dawn you
by Sunshinegirl February 1, 2005
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piper at the gates of dawn

the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums
non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?
by dont forget the eyedrops April 29, 2007
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Dawn

Dawn is the sunrise of our lives!
by Dee mck February 6, 2010
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Dawnyelle

The person that should be number one in you life. A girl who might come off as being crazy to get attention but once you get to know her you realize that's just who she is. Also the best person to be in a relation ship with and have a amazing adventure with
by TheCrazzzyOnnne January 4, 2017
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Dawn Soon

a period of time longer than the time associated with soon. Approximately ranges from 2-3 months but in all honesty, can be 6 or even a year. Nobody knows how long it is. Often a term used by dawn moderators when asked about the next update releases hence dawn in the name.
When's the next update coming out? Dawn Soon.
When will android users get MR5? Dawn Soon.
by DCU52 May 30, 2021
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