dojacatsvape

one of my funniest mutuals, we have a similar birth chart, so that might explain it
would 10/10 be friends in real life if we ever met
would trust with my drink at a party

Funny people are always pretty

btw Fred Weasley would have your handwriting

“You ever seen dojacatsvape?”

“No I don’t smoke”

by carlislecullensrealwife September 6, 2021

Dosana

A beautiful, smart, funny girl who is social and a good friend to people she loves. At times she can act dumb asf and annoy you but at the end of the day she’s like a sister.

“Yo did you see dosana?”
“Who??”
“Dosana, you know that pretty ass girl”

by Pencilsareusefulig February 16, 2022

dojaaan

What the 23rd president of the united states says when he joins a cross country horse race and encounters an Italian monk and a crippled teenager with spinning nails so you team up with a dinosaur mans that can stop time to beat them to Jesus's heart so you can implant it in a random ass 14 year old woman to make a wall of yellow piss beams that defies gravity.

dojaaan!!! BONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONI!!!!!

by Winnerwilly313 September 20, 2022

Doja cat

A rare cat found in America.

I want to find a doja cat.

by Jasper.loves.you November 9, 2022

Doja gul

A very classy girl who is loved by everyone but she is suzy's wife also her coins keeper they're dast gul

Hey have you seen doja gul? No ask Suzy

by Laramatara May 7, 2023

Doja Cat

In bed with Satan?

Hym "I mean... Not yet but ideally... I should probably clean my house first, yeah? A buddy of my loves Doja Cat though so that would be SUUUUPER cathartic for me."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Newk Doja

A Newk Doja, or more commonly known as Newk is a term used to describe the common wanna be aspiring rapper In your town. About 98% of all Newks are know to be leaders of a youth graffiti crew with The Newk being the leader and being significantly older then most of his graffiti crew mates. Many Newks like to speak in tongue that closely resembles swag fag lingo some examples are, wildin, sic, don’t worry it don’t matter, and Uughh just to name a few. A Newks preferred choice of garb are tight fitting green camo pants that he has more than likely owned since being a young boy in elementary school and a loose fitting 3x size too big shirt with a random rap artist on the front, generic shoes and hat to match. Newks intelligence levels vary from being stupid to just plain ass retarded. A Newks graffiti tag closely resembles other big times artist in the US but will claim that “they be biting his style” 3D’s seem to confuse Newks as they have no sense geometrical navigation. Don’t be a Newk Doja

Jim: Yo Tommy, have you heard the rumors of a guy wearing tight ass camo pants hanging around town with little kids.

Tommy: ayyyyyy That’s my boi Newk to da Doja don’t be hating on those pants, I heard their a family heirloom or sum thing. Skkkrrt skkrrtt blaaahh. Newk Doja fo lyfe.

by Captainchoppercock November 19, 2020