Matthew dente

A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad

Damn why is Matthew Dente here

by The real slang January 05, 2018

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dent your nanny

To protect the sanctity of your home or office wifi.

unscrupulous person: "Hey! What's your wifi password?"
scrupulous person: "Dent your nanny!"

by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017

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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017

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