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Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.
Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.
by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019
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Dense Breast

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast
by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016
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Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.
Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".
by DangerRus September 5, 2016
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Dense breasts

A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason
Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there

Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch
by Hoeify October 1, 2016
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Dense

1)Dense means that something/someone is heavy/thick. For example, oil is less dense than water, so it floats on the top.

2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.
Teacher: Oil is lighter than water so it floats on the top! Can someone give me an example of something dense?
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.
by Person82 May 31, 2021
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Dense Fence

1)something to shout at the top of a roller coaster
2)Ricky's Counter-strike name
by Pfef May 16, 2004
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Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain
Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”
by Dense3000 February 13, 2019
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