Cradle-Crush

A gorgeous younger member of the opposite sex whom pursuing will inevitably lead to heartbreak, social ruin, and demise.

Josh, she is a Cradle-Crush, stay away You'll get over it.

Erika, I met a Cradle-Crush on campus today

Sarah, it seems like you have a Cradle- Crush.

by bell curve March 20, 2009

Creedle Back

1. A Commercial Band that sounds like a million other bands often associated with the Cheesedick Rock genre. (See Nickelbreed)
2. Combination of Creed and Nickelback.

Bobby: Hey is that Yellowcard on the radio?
Roadskid: No, it's those other Creedle Backs.
Bobby: No shit, change it.
Roadskid: We're driving in the middle of nowhere there's nothing but Mexican music here... Mexican music it is.

by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007

newtons cradle

When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.

-What did you do to that girl?

--I did the Newtons cradle on those bitches tits.

by china. April 20, 2008

Newton's cradle

The horrific and often timberfelling image of two men attempting a DP in a grumbleflick when their knackers collide.

Is that? Oh my God, I can't bear to look!

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Newton's Cradle

A two-man variation on 'teabagging' in which the four testicles represent the swinging balls of a Newton's Cradle. The slapping of the two scrotal sacs together in an approximation of the cradle motion is optional, if physically achievable.

Joe was so wasted, we took about 30 pictures of him getting a Newton's Cradle while he was passed out.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

cradle of filth

Possibly the WORST band in existance.They are NOT black metal and are NOT underground.In fact,they are very very trendy.If you like Slipknot,Mudvayne,and ICP.Chances are you like Cradle of Filth.

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and Dissection

by Mike February 9, 2005

Rock The Cradle

This is a phrase used to refer to someone who causes problems. This is said to people who are trouble makers, people who are always stirring up trouble. The phrase comes from the way a baby cries when their cradle is rocked, hence the term.

Hey man, you better not go into that door, or else you're gonna rock the cradle.

by Prazzo July 25, 2009