1 definition by bell curve

A gorgeous younger member of the opposite sex whom pursuing will inevitably lead to heartbreak, social ruin, and demise.
Josh, she is a Cradle-Crush, stay away You'll get over it.

Erika, I met a Cradle-Crush on campus today

Sarah, it seems like you have a Cradle- Crush.
by bell curve March 20, 2009
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