When two women have sex with the same male, they both shared the same penis, therefore are vagina cousins.
by beastside November 30, 2009
Get the Vagina Cousinsmug. Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"
Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"
by Skyyblueplaya December 6, 2015
Get the soccer cousinsmug. When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.
Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.
Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.
"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"
"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"
"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"
by monkeyboy72 November 14, 2009
Get the clam cousinsmug. by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005
Get the Distant Cousinmug. Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.
Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.
Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.
Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.
Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.
by Rev. Jim Joggers November 22, 2006
Get the Cousin Couplemug. cousin love is when two cousins (distant or not) make love and create a child then play it off saying it is from another partner. Usually someone from work or in the army.
Wow did our cousins just do cousin love?
Hold up shes having a baby boy with him? Hmmmm cousin love!!!
Thats just nasty.... Uck its cousin love.
Hold up shes having a baby boy with him? Hmmmm cousin love!!!
Thats just nasty.... Uck its cousin love.
by Dennis larios August 1, 2011
Get the Cousin lovemug. The most loyal NBA player of all time, who never took the easy way out, and always respected his teammates.
by Yeeet77 July 7, 2018
Get the DeMarcus Cousinsmug.