video game console

A machine used to emulate reality or to escape reality all together. It is the saving grace of the post-modern childhoods, and some adult-hoods.

video game console e. g. (xbox, play station, gameboy, nintendo DS, sega dreamcast, virtual boy, r-zone, game com, gamecube, atari 2600, gamebuino, Nintendo Entertainment System, Wii, sega genesis...)

by CFreezerBurnC April 12, 2014

console killer pc

a gaming pc that is built around the same price as a console with equal or better performance

Norm built a $500 console killer pc that outperforms the ps4 pro

by GTX 1080ti June 8, 2017

console widowmaker

some 12 year old who only plays on console and thinks they're cool and throws the match and wants to liked by everyone and gets no kills and has to cry themselves to sleep every night

guy 1 i'm a good console widowmaker
guy 2 I will teach you how to make a noose

by console widowmaker October 20, 2017

Console Peasant

N. A term used by Insecure or Pretentious PC Gamers to refer to console gamers, with the intent of making them feel better about themselves.

The asshole over there on the computer just called me a console peasant.

by Nuttjob97 November 29, 2017

consolation game

A game for losers.

The consolation game is the played by the two losers of the semi-finals.

by liverpool November 11, 2013

Console War

The most homophobic war of the 21st century.

A Homophobic Person: What console do you go for in the Console War?

A Normal Person: PC.

by Nick The Name October 20, 2019

centre console cowgirl

A complex position only recommended for veteran parking lot heroes, where the male participant lies stomach up on the centre console, while the female participant ( or other male if that's what your into) proceeds to ride the hog viciously while holding onto the " oh Jesus handles" of the vechile and holds on for dear life

Man did you see Jamal and shenika doing the centre console cowgirl yesterday during lunch?

Man not again, crazy bastard almost died last time

by EWC2K17 June 6, 2017