Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.

Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.

by Defyna May 10, 2011

Cane's Coma

The inevitable crash after consuming a full box combo at Raising Cane's. No coleslaw, extra toast.

Logan exclaimed, "Don't finish that whole box combo or your gonna fall into a Cane's Coma!"

or

Logan was extremely disappointed with himself when he fell into a Cane's Coma at 7 PM, causing him to fall behind in school work.

by Bugo31 May 19, 2020

Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011