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chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
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Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
by 3Ran April 13, 2011
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chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015
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Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.
"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"
by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.
by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
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Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!
by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021
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