Chewed Orange 

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

Chewed Orange by jonidee May 17, 2007

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

that's like chewing water by LingoLover August 24, 2009

chenie

Chenie Is A Sexy,Fit Girl She Allways Gets People On Her And Shes Very Attractive She Has Loads Of Friends She Has The Most Buffest Trainers

Chenie Plays Hard To Get And Shes Sooo Cute

chenie by x.baby.gurl.x May 23, 2018

chewing the scenery 

To display excessive emotion or to act in an exaggerated manner while performing.

Actors like Johnny Depp, William Shatner, and Tim Curry are well know for chewing the scenery.

chewing the scenery by 2tmfp9 July 10, 2011

chewing a wasp 

A face that's shows you are angry and pissed off. A screwed up face that's is obviously not a happy chappy.

She was so pissed off you could tell, she had a face the looked like she was chewing a wasp.

chewing a wasp by tttgirls January 22, 2016

chewnieswinger 

Dundee slang (derived from chewing gum swinger: from the habit of these girls to sit on the back of a bus and play with chewing gum with their fingers) for female addidas tracksuit wearing urban lowlifes. Hair will be pulled back so tight that the skin is pulled back (see Croydon facelift) but a superglued hairsprayed fringe is a must as is too much makeup.

Some chewnieswinger was hayin an argument with her gadgie boyfriend on the bus the day.

chewnieswinger by scotsbear August 12, 2003

Chewed like food 

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

Chewed like food by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011