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Nashville Glaze 

The film that is left on a gentleman's meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.
Dave had to lather, rinse and repeat to get last night's Nashville glaze off his junk.

Nashville Knee Grease 

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.
"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"

Nashville doughnut glazing 

A sexual act in which you glaze your friend or significant other’s ass with sperm
Robert took me out on a Nashville doughnut glazing experience last night and it was rather fun

Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.
The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.
Johnny Nashville by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025