Camelid Revolution

On the 4th of April 1968 Alpaca Rebels stormed down the mountains in the night towards the warehouses in which their fur had been taken and marched along the streets of Milan, and spit at innocent bystanders. The riots became violent when protesters set fire to their old fur and burnt half the city down. After a confrontation with police forces parliament was stormed, and they held Carlo Tognoli at spit-point, before he signed a bill to give rights to all Alpacas. This is why we no longer have Alpaca wool worldwide. (Noun)

I lost my grandmother in the Camelid Revolution.

by Wreniffer August 8, 2024

Camelism

A sigma religion that is led by THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MONTAIN MONK, the followers are the camels.

Camelism is a sigma religion

by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

camellia

an amazing talented girl with an unexpectedly complex past. she suffers in silence from depression and bipolar, yet the untrained eye can identify neither. a lot of people hold her in high regard and she refuses their praise, yet they insist. on one glance, she may appear simple and boring, yet when you get to know her you realize she's anything but. this is a girl with patience who can remain meek and put on a forced grin for weeks at a time, so she makes sure her friends aren't concerned about her to keep them happy. she has loads of secrets and only the people closest to her know the real her, because once others know they ostracize her. she has a slight sadistic side that people rarely see. her past has forged her into one of the strongest people you'd ever meet. commonly found with a girl named kyra.

Person 1: There go Camellia and Kyra again.
Person 2: God, what a power couple!

by gloopert. November 26, 2024

Camelback

When someone has a fatty that you can only see from the side, and looks flat everywhere else.

“Did you see Becky turn around? Damn she got a camelback.”

by Bambixo February 25, 2025

Davidoff Camellia

When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.

Dave: Amy this is so nice

Amy: yum glug glug mmmm

Dave: Im gonna cum

Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm

Dave: wow it looks like a flower

Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed

by flowerdave January 25, 2014

turkish camelback ride

The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.

Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.

by PParker July 7, 2017