CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009

Cartisexual

You have an attraction to Playboi carti but you are straight

I’m not gay, I’m cartisexual

by Sosasgff December 16, 2021

Playboi Carti

They greatest, sexiest, most amazing rapper to ever walk this earth, he also created music.

person 1: yo you fw playboi carti?
person 2: yes
person 1 wanna have sex?
person 2: yes

by PlayboiCartiIsSexy November 23, 2021

Cash Carti

An Era of the Artist Playboi Carti Circa 2015-Early 2019 where wasn’t acting like a Vampire the Era is describe as Carti being a Normal Vlone Wearing,Sipping lean and fucking Thots Type Rapper usually the Butterfly and Cash emoji represent the Era

Hey bro Die Lit was peak Cash Carti

by Newopppack October 17, 2022

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Certified 20

Based on a attractiveness scale of 1 to 10. A certified 20 exceeds the attractiveness scale by 10 points.

Basically, he/she is really HOT!

Check out that chick. She is a certified 20 for sure.

by TheMaximus December 14, 2010

cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.

"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"

by Thomual October 21, 2005