by dunner! December 15, 2008
Get the budgetness mug.Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.
by vfuzz March 8, 2019
Get the Budget Cuts mug.Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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by Guess twins September 16, 2017
Get the Budget twins mug.It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.
by Dins25 January 2, 2009
Get the safe budget mug.An insult made up by a Melee elistic to attack some people in the smash 4 community, it is his best attempt in his whole life.
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