Bruv

When you got homies to text and we all funny as hell.

What up bruv whatcu doing

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeettttttttt April 14, 2021

Seggs bruv

When your tiny small ass pp goes in a shithole or a pushy that smells like fish

Let's have sum seggs bruv bae

by boogiebandoo on tiktok May 13, 2021

Bruv

The British version of bruh

"Oi whatcha got there bruv"
"A smoothie"

by ProDEADSTROKE May 19, 2021

Bruv

It means brother or friend. Calling someone bruv is just a nickname for a close friend.

"Oi bruv how you doin?"
"Oi bruv come downstairs, mum wants you.!"

by strawberriesandream May 23, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.

"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

Bruv date

A date between one and one’s partner, doing regular stuff you’d do with your mates with your partner. Such as pub and Guinness

Hey babe, wanna go on a bruv date?

by Najtopia January 13, 2025