Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

Flying bike simulator 2021

Mike: Hey look its a flying bike
Jack: OH GOD THERES MISSILES WATCH OUT

Jack and mike:
FRICKIN DIES

If you see a flying bike hide immediately. Hide to the nearest hiding spot you can find. Stay in your homes. Do not walk outside, If you do, try to stay indoors much more than you do go outside.

Flying bike simulator 2021

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke November 1, 2021

Bike Snob

A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.

1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.

by Idisownbikesnobs August 28, 2013

bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

baker street

the baker street, known technically as the Perinium is the portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. Simply put, the part on the womens body between her anus and her pussy, often a sweaty area to venture towards. Named after the tube stop because it is the only place where you can switch from the brown to pink lines effortlessly.

i was licking this girl out round the baker street and my tongue slipped onto the bakerloo line, ouch!

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

Bike Store

Place to buy bikes, meaning from human powered, Pedal Bicycles, to petrol powered Motorcycles. Not Specific.

guy #1: Hey, I need to get some parts from the Bike Store

guy #2: For your huffy??

guy #1: Naw, i need to get the sprocket for my CBR!

by Tony Krieg June 12, 2008