The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
by Tioshsjwk April 11, 2018
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"
"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "
"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "
"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
by a black girl on the internet November 30, 2020
by julianlake March 05, 2020
Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.
Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
by Lookwhostalking March 26, 2018
A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 27, 2018
Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019