Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025
Get the Alan Reetmug. Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025
Get the Alan Reetmug. a homeless bitch who tries acting relevant while having literally zero friends or hoes, she thinks she’s so cool but literally has no social life, she literally looks like a dog took a shit, and then someone ate that shit, and then threw up, and then ur nan eats the shit again and throws it up, then you get reet the fat ugly bitch, i hope she dies in a pit with nothing else and i think she deserves nothing
by ihatecows30202021 December 6, 2021
Get the reetmug. Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier
I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!
by Itteber May 21, 2019
Get the Reetmug. 
A beautiful girl who is amazingly intelligent, smart, loyal and always stays by your side, she can never truly stay angry at someone.
She can be annoying at times, but is always fun to be around.
Reet gets along with anyone and everyone
She can be annoying at times, but is always fun to be around.
Reet gets along with anyone and everyone
by Reetgrewaltorochakachaka November 30, 2019
Get the Reetmug.