Black Fridaying 

To be currently in the presses of shopping for Black Friday deals or planning to shop for Black Friday deals.
Abbreviation for Black Friday shopping.

I’m going Black Fridaying with my family tomorrow.

Black Fridaying by Skinny Legend 2.0 November 3, 2018

Brack Friday Bunduru 

To take a nasty shit, or to take a long shit.

I'll be right back I have to take a Black Friday Bunduru.
Dude I dropped the biggest Brack Friday Bunduru last night.
Hey wheres your toilet, because I have to drop a Brack Friday Bunduru.

Brack Friday Bunduru by Brackthursdayunduru November 29, 2013

blackfriday zombie 

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

blackfriday zombie by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

blackfridayzed 

it's that specific dazed gleam in one's eyes A rare asymptomatic behavioral condition caused by the combination of contributing factors that only (usually)take place one day a year, The biggest shopping day of the year- the Friday after Thanksgiving-.this holiday combination of eating too much turkey & stuffing and rum & eggnog the night before, then going shopping at 4am surrounded by the mass of other peoples frantically trying to get a bargain price/right gift for whomever will become visually apparent by midday Friday the individual will look like a zombie, void of any thought and just shuffling along slowly as if in a trance still trying to make random purchases dazed like thye've bin stunned with a tazer weapon

"hey bro, your mom just took out 20 feet of fence coming up the driveway, she looked blackfridayzed damn! good thing there's only one day a year that this could happen!" "yeah, she looked like that this morning when she left to go shop AT 3AM!"

blackfridayzed by grzly November 29, 2009