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by weenie suck February 22, 2019
Get the avocado cracker vaginamug. A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
Get the Mr. Avocado Manmug. A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
Get the hold my avocadomug. A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013
Get the tactically superior avocadomug. by Pseugay July 23, 2017
Get the The slippery avocadomug. This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives
by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018
Get the ur mom a avocadomug. by Avocado worshipper October 3, 2019
Get the Big fucking avocadomug.