amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Amish windmill

When someone shits into a box fan.

Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.

by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 05, 2017

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 08, 2008

amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 08, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 December 12, 2015

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 09, 2010