Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.

Remember kids, always use protection.

by alwaysuseprotection March 31, 2021

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Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

by greekgrl June 19, 2012

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Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015

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Always-leaving-never-leaver

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan

Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.

by Kaylalalalalalalala May 28, 2013

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