Alexander

A name which determines a social status, declaring, if they go by Alex they a thot, they go by Xander they a 5'6" lil bitch who thinks they is a dungeon master

"Yo, you reckon that guys an Alex or a Xander on the Alexander Scale?"

by Itsybitsyteenyweenytitties April 10, 2020

an alexander

When someone plops their dick out in public.

"ew, look at that blokes tiny john thomas"

"Hes doing an Alexander, the wanker"

by Big lad jonny April 10, 2018

Alexander

A man who will you play u. Don’t date an Alexander

No one:

Alexander: *is cheating on you*

by lyssmaxwell August 28, 2019

Alexander

sually a very very very goodlooking homosexual gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

Why you smiling like that?

I hung out with Alexander

NO WAY!

by Blobgat May 11, 2018

Alexander

Someone who is incredibly gay

Look at Alexander over there

by OnlyJoks September 16, 2019

Alexander

A dick who at first glance appears to be a nice guy. He sleeps around and he plays multiple girls at once. He is usually blonde, tall, and from the midwest. He buys you over with his sob stories, and then you find out he has been fooling around with a bunch of other chicks.

Sussie: I just got a boyfriend!!
Jan: Me too! His name is Alexander
Sussie: So is mine...
Erina: So is mine...

by revenge is sweet bitch July 17, 2011

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl who has the name natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie

by ShipperQueen July 05, 2019