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Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
by lorg rat March 17, 2020
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

The airpods case

2 girls with big titties but no ass tied up together.
Those 2 girls I met a the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

(Girls with no ass but titties tied up together)
Thats The airpods case.
by browniegang123 July 4, 2025
mugGet the The airpods casemug.

Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
mugGet the Airpod Shottymug.

airpods pro 3

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again
The airpods pro 3 are here.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 11, 2025
mugGet the airpods pro 3mug.

Airpods

Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?
by Unknxwn_Writer March 13, 2019
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

Angry Airpods

AirPods That are big mad.
YeetLord69: Hol' up, my Angry AirPods are acting up.

Memer: Ight i'll wait.
by MemerGoSHEESH! May 13, 2021
mugGet the Angry Airpodsmug.

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