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If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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The Acceptance Stare

A moment in which you wake up to prepare for school but momentarily stare into space as you sit on the edge of your bed, accepting the fact you have to go to school.
Person: The first day of school I had The Acceptance Stare that very morning.
by CubedIce August 27, 2019
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Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
by Ememento October 4, 2024
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Accept

I don't have to accept ANY future guy who was married until his wife found out he wasn't me.
Hym "No, fuck yourself freak. You didn't want to switch the lever to the trolley and now I'm doing. You're not switching it back. I'm not going to accept an outcome that doesn't subvert the will of anyone who doesn't want me to get the credit or the money."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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Acceptable Reply

A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.
"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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adamson acceptance

The Adamson acceptance is a part of the “sterndale stud” it’s the acceptance that your going to have the best night of your life and you accept that afterwards walking and breathing will not be the same.
Reece: got with this girl last night, had to give her the Adamson acceptance first to check she knew what she was getting into
by Big J B June 29, 2022
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