Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter

i’m such a simp for severus snape

by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016

Aiden Snape

Literally the hottest person/guy one this earth. It is literally impossible for anyone to be hotter than him. He is what you call the definition of hot.

Oh wow so you see those wario combos that’s totally an aiden snape :3 ^_^

by Josh Libby March 9, 2021

severus snape

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans

someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww

by anonymous August 28, 2021