Mallory

A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.

Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"

by craig101 September 8, 2021

Mallory

A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.

Why are you texting me ? Aren’t you supposed to be with Mallory.

by lalathegoat January 18, 2024

Mallory

me

me is mallory, mallory is me.

by someone thats bored March 11, 2021

Mallory

Mallory is beautiful and kind. She is hilarious and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves mallory.

Everyone: “we love mallory!”

by Meredithshepherd April 10, 2019

The Mallory Effect

When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.

Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"

Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!

by coocoo bop December 9, 2020

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

Mallory

A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.

1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"

2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."

by Sudokua October 5, 2020