Waldo

1. Character from a children's book

2. Prison slang for guards are coming.

Ok here's 1 gram of weed. "WALDO!!"
OH SHIT!! I've gotta hide this weed!!

by Thefanman February 13, 2017

A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Waldo

A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.

Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?

by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

Waldo

A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.

"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"

by KillerNinja0718 July 17, 2020

Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging

Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag

by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014

Waldo

Someone who always hides and you are forced to find

Where is waldo

by LLAMA twaimz January 1, 2016