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Shandy pant

Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!
by Muskwalker September 22, 2018
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Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.
Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF
by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012
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Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"
by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019
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Shandi

Shandi is basically a pirate.
Just shout "Shandiiiiiiiiiiii" to your friend
by Kim Slejdet September 11, 2019
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Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023
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Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 2, 2021
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