Maxwell Banks Underwood

A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position

Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.

Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!

by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird

A man who gets no bitches on his dick.

"You're telling me he died a virgin?"
"yeah man, he was a Charlie Ian Maxwell Bird."

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Maxwell alabaster house griffin

My very (old) good boi

Maxwell alabaster house griffin Is a very good dog

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

maxwell

a black nigger

Hey you wanna go to the basketball game on friday? I heard they’ll be a lot of maxwells !

by nigerettelover37 March 19, 2023

Anthony Maxwell Smith

Literally the ideal life form and the base of all gods and internal beings. Anthony Maxwell Smith was created in the center of the universe approximately 168 trillion years before god existed and set a timeline for all forms of meaning. He is reincarnated every 17 billion years under the same name and brings peace and fortune to all. His base form is far beyond what the human mind can comprehend so he takes secondary form inside a tall teenager with acne and blond hair

Anthony Maxwell Smith is the very essence of life incarnate

by Flint Lockwoods dad October 18, 2019