zoophilia

These are people who are attracted to animals, this bullshit trend has been going viral on TikTok.
These retard of humans have sexual feelings towards something that you keep as a pet. I just can't mentally process how a human can do that. Either these people who are doing it online are doing it for the fame, or they're just fucking mental. Go get help you no good bastards.

Kid 1: " I support zoophilia"
Kid 2: " Fucking low life"

by cheesebrub January 7, 2022

Zoophilia

clear terms to all you bright people.
Its when you fu** an animal.
Period.

"Hey Sparky, you like the taste of penis don't you? Yes you do, yes you do!

by NateK July 28, 2005

Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Zoophilia

sexual intercourse beteen a human and an animal.

person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"

person 2 " its called Zoophilia"

person 1 "oh"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

Zoophiles

A fucking monster lots likes to fuck animals

Zoophiles are fatherless

Zoophile: I wonder when my dad's going to come back with the milk

by Little man 1100 June 21, 2022

Zoophiles

People who are 100% going to hell no questions asked. They have s*x with animals, and have full on relationships with them. They also tried getting into the LGBTQ community.

Person 1: What are zoophiles
Person 2: The people that the Doom Slayer kills

by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

Zoophilia

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).

*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...

by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011