zoom pause

The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.

Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.

Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
...
......
..........
Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause

zoom pause by HazMatt2020 December 11, 2020

Zoom Suicide Roulette 

When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.

"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"

Zoom Suicide Roulette by WW2Porn February 25, 2021

zoom the camera out 

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.

Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.

zoom the camera out by mgdb August 14, 2007

zoom 

To ingest/trip on mushrooms

hey you wanna zoom by the river tonight?

zoom by sasuke May 22, 2004

ZOOM TUBE 

An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also know as a steam roller.

Dude, this zoom tube hits fat.

ZOOM TUBE by Geoff Dietz August 21, 2006

zoom tard 

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

zoom tard by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoom Keeper 

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!

Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!

Zoom Keeper by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020