Weather Money

The absurd salary television broadcast meteorologists are paid.

or, a general term for a huge salary.

Did you hear that Jack got a raise?

Yeah, but he's still not making that weather money!

Ex2:
When I start make that weather money, I'm buying a new car.

by GiveMeAFullReport February 23, 2009

blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017

Prozac Weather

that depressed feeling caused by dreary, cloudy, cold, rainy weather.

"Did you enjoy the football game"?
-"It sucked".
"Why"?
- "Prozac weather".

by stormichael May 5, 2011

Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

by M1D1 August 21, 2014

shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.

Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.

by ashishi May 27, 2016

to give the weather

To hit or kick someone in the balls.

I had to give the weather to some guy who was pissing me off.

by Michael McGee May 11, 2007