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pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 1, 2011
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To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands
He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman
by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021
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Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.
Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.
by TG01 October 16, 2020
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freeze watch

Freeze Watches are the Biggest On The Block. If you're looking for "Big Bling" and quality craftsmanship look no further. Our watches are always on the cutting edge of fashion. No one can miss the Freeze Watch. They're big, sporty, and covered in fine diamonds. Some of the most famous recording artists, actors, and athletes don't leave home without their Freeze on.
by Freezee C August 31, 2007
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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Watch Re:Slime

Telling someone to watch pure greatness
Damn i need something amazing to watch
Xavier: Watch Re:Slime bro
by ThatSlimeX November 11, 2020
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over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.
you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.
by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010
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