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pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 1, 2011
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crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.
Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.
by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017
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over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.
you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.
by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010
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going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.
Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009
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Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010
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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Watch Re:Slime

Telling someone to watch pure greatness
Damn i need something amazing to watch
Xavier: Watch Re:Slime bro
by ThatSlimeX November 11, 2020
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