Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

Welcome back

An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.

It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.

" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"

by Lobonb March 11, 2008

you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you

(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you

by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

Welcome Matt

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.

" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."

by KittenQT September 30, 2014