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Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)
Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.
by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004
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Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.
"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."
by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009
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warthy

Adj.
1. To be warthy is to be able to develop software in such a fashion that it meets the customers needs, is delivered on time, fault free and within budget.

2. A module of code that is known to work correctly and satisfy the needs for which it was designed.
If you're not warthy, Microsoft doesn't want you.

Only warthy people may code with my company.

The code wasn't warthy so we junked it.
by Jonathan Ribhole August 17, 2007
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warthrag

Correct: Gah! A Warthrag!RUN!!

Incorrect: Fteven, do you know whar the warthrag if? I've got to cleanfe my fafe.
by Garrett Edquist May 25, 2008
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Russian Warthog

The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.
Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011
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wartrundle

lets wartrundle down to the beach.
by Austin Curtis August 14, 2007
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Wartown

Slang for Warner Robins, Georgia. A relatively small town but growing located just south of Macon Mac-Town. High School sports are the main attraction as in many small southern towns. Robins Air Force Base employs a large number of the town's citizens. Rap and Hip-Hop has grown in popularity and the recent Atlanta influence of the genre brings credibility to many of the local area artists.
I've been all over the world, but Wartown is where I call home.
by Daqueba August 10, 2006
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