He is the litteral definition of "him". HE IS THE GUY WHO KNOCKS. He is also very known for having a gigantic enormous penis. If you can't find anyone to open
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
Vladimir's cucumber is so big he is able to suck himself if he wants. Don't stay near him for your safety you big black booty aah nigga
by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.
by Robert Sanvagene April 2, 2022

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
