two guys are giving one girl anal at the same time, then they both go to the girl's mouth. there they both take a shit and then get oral at the same time. when its all over, the girl's mouth withh be full of poop and jizz.
man once she was done getting the vermont double decker supreme, her ass was sore for a month. but it was worth it.
by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric
You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.
by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?
by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022

To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.
hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.
by kalelover666 October 4, 2021

"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
