A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.
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Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
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Vaush bad.
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Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.
Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.
Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.
Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.
Manager: I know you already work your ass off for me, but I'm wanting to go get plastered with this hot chick tonight and I need you to close up, even though it's you birthday today.
Employee: I'll show him;) OK fine I've got it for you.
Manager: Great, Oh and this kid puked all over the floor on Isle 8, I need you to get that for me to K?
Employee: Just Great, alright boss;) Let me get something out of my car first ok?
Manager: Be rick tick your on "My" clock.
E: (Vaselines the door Jams and waits with a camera)
M: (goes to leave and grabs the handle slipping straight on his ass, while you watch)
E: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Lemmy take a pic for you this is classic. Do you feel what you act like now ass.
M: Your fired, and forget about getting a ref., from me.
E: Awesome, I'll make more money off you tubing this shot then you ever paid me Ass. See Ya. Oh, BTW you need to get on the clock seeing as though I'm fired. This kid puked all over isle 8 and it smells like Yo' mommas under ware;) after you banged her last night. *Peace I'm Outta here*
Employee: I'll show him;) OK fine I've got it for you.
Manager: Great, Oh and this kid puked all over the floor on Isle 8, I need you to get that for me to K?
Employee: Just Great, alright boss;) Let me get something out of my car first ok?
Manager: Be rick tick your on "My" clock.
E: (Vaselines the door Jams and waits with a camera)
M: (goes to leave and grabs the handle slipping straight on his ass, while you watch)
E: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Lemmy take a pic for you this is classic. Do you feel what you act like now ass.
M: Your fired, and forget about getting a ref., from me.
E: Awesome, I'll make more money off you tubing this shot then you ever paid me Ass. See Ya. Oh, BTW you need to get on the clock seeing as though I'm fired. This kid puked all over isle 8 and it smells like Yo' mommas under ware;) after you banged her last night. *Peace I'm Outta here*
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Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,
Describe Yourselves:
Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....
Her:
She is...
Describe Yourselves:
Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....
Her:
She is...
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