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Valorant

A gay person that repeatedly plays valorant just for fun. Has no friends and has suicide thougths.
Hey gay bro! Wanna play val (valorant)?
by Odegard May 15, 2023
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Valorant

The most annoying game on the planet but still fun
Valorant is so annoying and bad but is so addicting
by Zxulh February 6, 2022
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Let’s play Valorant

This phrase is code for “Let’s have sex.”
Hey Luke, let’s play Valorant in my dorm room. My roommates are gone, so we can be as loud as we want to be.
by user3748293782 November 25, 2023
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Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.
Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?
by OFG32 October 17, 2022
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by W Spudder April 6, 2022
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Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.
That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!
by pisslow October 21, 2022
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Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies
His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"
by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025
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