Person 1: Hey guys, it’s my 16th birthday today! I’m older than all of you now!
Person 2: Congrats, Unc
Person 1: Hey, I’m only a 6 months older than you!
Person 2: Shut up Unc.
Person 2: Congrats, Unc
Person 1: Hey, I’m only a 6 months older than you!
Person 2: Shut up Unc.
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Tom: "Dude why'd your dad reference Metal Gear? How old is he?"
John: "Old enough to have fought in Mogadishu"
Tom: " Total Unc-Leosteus"
John: "Old enough to have fought in Mogadishu"
Tom: " Total Unc-Leosteus"
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man 2: yeah, but he's an anti-unc. he's only 9 but will turn 10 in a week.
man 2: yeah, but he's an anti-unc. he's only 9 but will turn 10 in a week.
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