ukrainian business suit

Attire consisting of a long sleeve shirt and cargo pants.

Did you see Vlad?

Yeah, he wears that Ukrainian Business Suit everday.

by AntiAnal March 11, 2025

ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.

I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.

by Kysanonym September 25, 2023

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Ukrainian Anus

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.

Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.

I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun

by Levilegit October 20, 2018