booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025

Philly Tumbleweed

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025

Tumbleweed

Pieces of weed that was vacuumed off the carpet, picked from the filter, cleaned, the reused in a blunt.

My husband doesnt let me empty the vacuum cleaner until he checks it for tumbleweeds first.

by Ham_Slammus May 10, 2025

Tumbleweed

character featured in every single cowboy movie. Always acts as the hype man during battle sequences to build up tension

when that tumbleweed rolled across the screen i knew shit would get real

by jiminycricketurmom June 14, 2022