Tim

an idiot and dissapointment

my parents: *name me tim*
also my parents: know your fucking place, TRASH

by ThisDudeIsTrash April 14, 2020

Tim

Tim is the most dumas looking guy that when you look at him you will be too dum that you will have brane cancer, but you won't die you will live for 1 hour just looking at him and your brane will start to melt.

Friend: "Don't look at Tim you will die."
You: "Thanks!!!"

by Tim_sucks_dick November 9, 2019

Tim

Dumb, Really Dumb.

Tim Is Dumb.

by Yoonbum March 4, 2017

Tim

To sleep for a period of time greater than 12 hours and to not have any idea what happens prior to noon.

I had Tim sleep yesterday!

by langmi November 21, 2010

Tim

A lazy arse

Holly: Ohh, so you are called Tim?

Tim: yeah

Holly: You must be such a lazy arse

Tim: huh?

by Hxxx April 12, 2010

Tim

Adj. another word for douche bag, lame-ass, whore, fuck-up, childish, cheater, liar, or selfish asshole

N. an insecure man who sucks in bed

Adj. Go fuck yourself your just another tim!
N. Last night was so bad I snuck out while he was still asleep; he's a tim!

by PurdyPrincess February 6, 2010

Tim

Tims usually have small cocks. They think they're good in bed but really they can't get girls off and go way to quickly. They also like to put other people down behind their backs. Sometimes they think its cool to abuse girls and then get girls drunk and do stuff with them when he knows they have boyfriends. Typically they have bitch tits.

Paul : Oh hey yeah I ran into Joe today. He was so proud of himself for making three girls cry and ruining 5 relationships.

Maddy : God he's SUCH a Tim.

by Booboobear2222 March 16, 2010