your mother cut slope

a remark made when someone insults you and you have nothing to say. they will not understand this phrase because they'll be wondering why the fuck their mother is cutting a slope and not a skin fade like all the matreps. thank me later

"eh fuck you la your gf left you right"
"YOUR MOTHER CUT SLOPE LA KANINA"
"what"

by aaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb August 20, 2021

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018

Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.

After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV

That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”

by AN00B135 March 2, 2023

ski slope nose

were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope

Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose

by SirSkyrim February 7, 2014

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024