The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 6, 2019
Get the shrekmug. by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Yes'd June 1, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.
He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.