Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.

1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.

by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

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by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii December 6, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.

Shrek is love shrek is life

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Shrek

A state of feeling grossed out and disgusted after encountering someone or something.

“Those new sketchers make me feel shrek”

by Highkite7 August 18, 2019

Shrek

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.

Shrek is hot.

by eggsandwhich April 21, 2022