by I am Shaney December 16, 2020
Get the How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette? mug.An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.
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Get the Noodle omelette mug.A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019
Get the Jamaican Omelette mug.This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Omelette Brain mug.The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelette mug.When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
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